Namibia: Windhoek and Kalahari Anib

Our flight was delayed by several hours. This was an issue, as we expected the drive to Mariental to take more than 3 hours, and the delay was going to force us to drive at night (dangerous proposition in Namibia, where the antelope are known to bound over the roads and critters bed down on the warm tarmac and gravel for the night). On arrival, we were super efficient. Seong picked two local SIM cards, as T-Mobile does not cover Namibia (a first for us, except Ethiopia, which has a bizarre state controlled telecom system), while Jamie picked up the Toyota Hilux DC 4×4, our trusted steed for the next few weeks. We finally arrived at the Gondwana Kalahari Anib Resort well past dusk, just as the dinner buffet was to start. We feasted sitting out on the deck, under the wide open African skies, looking out at the flood lit watering hole, watching the skittish springboks come and go warily. The next morning surprised us with amazing stiff winds throughout the day, which quieted down by the time we did our “sundowner” safari. We were driven through the red sands through Gondwana’s private concession, photographing ostriches, springbok, elands, hartebeests and a lone kori bustard (a huge, gangly, weird but distinctive bird). We spied electric bikes with fat tires parked by the reception, and the next day did a sunrise bike ride through the trail systems at the lodge, scaring up the springboks and other critters that were getting started with their day. On to Fish River Canyon.

Pretty hot in Namibian desert, even in fall (May), but also extremely dry and there is often a wind, so it’s tolerable to pleasant in the shade. They had received almost no rain over the recent “rainy season”, which just ended in April, and very little for the previous five years. We were told that this might be the reason that it was hotter than normal – no rain to cool things off. In any case, I’m glad we didn’t arrive in Namibia any earlier, as it would have been significantly hotter. It’s sort of shoulder season now, and tourism doesn’t really get into high gear until June.

Our rental car shimmied severely at certain speeds, making driving debilitating. After multiple hours of attempting contact with Hertz in Windhoek over sketchy cell connection, we were able to arrange to have the front end aligned in Keetmanshoop, on our way to Fish River Canyon. While the car was getting worked on, we opted to explore what there is to see in town and ran into some roadside vendors selling tasty smelling grilled meat. The vendor weighed the lamb chop, announcing 20 Namibian dollars (about $1.50). After a second glance at the scale, the price went up to 40. A block and a half later, after I had a chance to ponder how tasty the meat is, did we realize that we never got change for the 50 dollar bill we handed him. Ah well.

Hogsback and Drakensberg

We set out from our Storms River mouth cottage for the long drive to Hogsback, a popular hiking destination. On the way, street vendors were selling huge bags of oranges (just harvested off the trees lining the road) for ZAR15, about $1.25, which Seong later gave away to some hungry and appreciative individuals.

It sounded as though The Edge was going to be the nicest accommodation in Hogsback, but it appeared to be booked. It turns out, they did have a cottage available due to late cancellation. Had we opted for “serendipity” and just showed up in town and asked around, as we keep promising to do, we could have had a fab view from our room. We thus ended up at Granny Mouse House B&B, despite a few bad reviews including accusations of racism. We asked Ingrid, the owner, about the bad reviews, but she was at first reluctant to address them as she was afraid of yet another online review maligning her. With our promise to not put up controversial reviews, we were able to draw her into a series of fascinating and incredible conversations.

Racist? Maybe. Ingrid is a native South African of German descent, about 70 now, and has lived in SA all her life. She has seen it all, from the simple but poor farming life of her youth in Stellenbosch, the apartheid years, the great dual disappointments of poor governance by the ANC post apartheid and a prospective soulmate whose cocaine addiction was revealed only after the move to rural Hogsback (she had chosen to give up her ophthalmology career to move there with him). She’s smart and outspoken but unfortunately spends too many hours per day (six, by her reckoning) on the internet and has slipped down an extreme right wing rabbit hole. Climate change is a hoax, NASA is privately funded, and do we support infanticide as New York does? That sort of thing. She is lives in constant fear of blacks one day storming her gate to forcibly take away her property, and has a plan to shoot each of her dogs in the head, then shoot herself, rather than be taken alive to be tortured for days on end. This despite her German citizenship, which guarantees her right to move to Germany at any time.

We rented mountain bikes for an afternoon and did a pretty long ride through Hogsback. Then a nearly all day drive to Ardmore Guesthouse in Champagne Valley, central Drakensberg. We had reserved two nights but spent four there, in part because it rained but mostly because we liked it so much. Rustic but tasty meals and staff that anticipated our every need (“shall I build a fire for you in the lounge this morning?”). Here, we ran into a young black South African waiter who told us in fully formed, well worded, well reasoned paragraphs why he has hopes for better future now that Zuma is out of office. It was incredible how polar opposite two persons’ realities in the same system could be.

Next, GreenFire. It was a dramatic and fairly remote spot, requiring us to leave our car about 4km away and get taken by 4WD to the lodge. There we met Jeremiah.

With the help of hand signals from a shepherd sleeping under a bush, later confirmed by local horsemen, we survived a mostly unmarked hike. After leaving GreenFire, we did a really nice hike at Royal Natal. Then on to Johannesburg

Garden route

Fleeing rain in Stellenbosch (our first serious rain in 6 months!), we headed to Wilderness to start exploring the Garden Route. We stopped a a little lunch place in Knysna on our way to Storm River Mouth.

Then, a pretty amazing little cottage at Storms River Mouth, by the SA National Park service. Sweet!

Evening view from our cottage

Paternoster and Stellenbosch

We could have spent more than six nights in Cape Town but it was time to head to the west coast. I was feeling poorly and it was bleak and overcast when we arrived to Paternoster, and I was disappointed. But it got better; we had some sea sounds and a fireplace. A good meal at The Noisy Oyster, where we met Mark and Vanessa, who gave us a lot of hints about what to see on our way to Johannesburg. On the way to the Weat Coast, we stopped at little known West Coast National Park, with fantastic bird blinds from where we watched numerous birds like spoonbills and flamingoes. Then, onto Stellenbosch!

Cape Town and beyond

We awakened to fantastic weather and it didn’t let up for days and days. It’s mid fall here but it feels like late summer.

We found a group mountain bike tour for our first morning, and a group guided hike up Table Mountain for our second. We were the only people on them so we changed the bike route to go through town and end at a place with great mussels and oysters (Mussel Monger). Nice! We saw Equus that night; great!

Next day started early, for a 7am hike with Lynette. She too gave us lots of hints about what to do in South Africa. We saw Chicago that night, excellent.

After that, we finally got to sleep in, then a Stellenbosch wine festival at the V&A waterfront. I fell for a preposterous ruse (that our bus card required us to print something using the ATM, because it was Sunday!?!?) and my ATM card was stolen! But no money was lost and we were safe.

A drive down the cape, with a snack at Cape Point Vineyard. We may have eaten a bad oyster there and for the next several days had a lot of trouble. It wasn’t getting any better so eventually we started doxycycline.

Last night in Addis, then to Cape Town

A fun (and pretty good!) Korean dinner with Matt and Laura Davis, Michelle Bowman, Hermando and Stephanie.

Then a too early departure (8:15 am flight meant 4:40 alarm) but otherwise travel was again incredibly easy. Ethiopian Airlines is just really great. And we zipped through immigration, got an Uber right away, and were at the Airbnb right away. Less than an hour from touchdown I think.

Woolworth for groceries with one wine shop on the way. It was only a few blocks away, and it was during the day still, but the woman pouring wine told us we shouldn’t be walking around there. We did indeed get a slightly unsafe sensation when walking back to the Airbnb. To get into our apartment, there were two separate manned desks as well as the usual keys etc.

Lalibela

The rock-hewn churches, then a two day one night trek with TESFA, an organization that helped develop a series of 11 mountain lodges and associated treks that provide employment for locals, and will eventually revert to local ownership.

I slept about 12 hours, it was the best sleep in a long time.